on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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