From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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