16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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