Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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