Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
