His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
