Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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