If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
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