4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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