I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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