Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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