found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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