The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Randomize
