There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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