I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
we should paint friendship bongs
Randomize
