Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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