Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Let's get the cat blown out
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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