Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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