I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Enjoy the penises
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Randomize
