I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
My life is pants optional.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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