He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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