i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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