Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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