this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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