Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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