The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
not ubering you a puppy
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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