i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
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There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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