Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize