I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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