he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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