I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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