I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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