Dual....:-)
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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