She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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