are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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