So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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