hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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