I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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