i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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