farters have to be the big spoon...
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
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