He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Someone came in the potted fern
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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