in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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