with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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