why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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