A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
