I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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