You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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