My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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