the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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