walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
We got so high we made milksteak
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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