Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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