gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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