If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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