32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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