used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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