This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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