Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
wow bdsm is so cute
soo... how was my night?
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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